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Gerrymandering. It’s happening, right now, but do members of our generation even know what gerrymandering is? “It’s a forbidden sexual act involving a fire-based Pokemon,” said one Millennial. Kidding, he was kidding. “Yeah, it’s redistricting to get more votes in your area.” Another person surveyed defined gerrymandering as the “redrawing of district lines in certain districts to guarantee winning of said party.” “I hear the Republicans are partaking in it…dishonest cocksuckers,” answered another. “It’s a person who sells Jerrys,” “not particularly,” and “nope, […]
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